Future Husband

- Bed will be pre-heated upon arrival.

- Room service food will be provided at no charge.

- Room comes stocked with cold water, oreos, and milk.

- You will have access to the full Youtube library.

- Complementary access to destroy the host's face and back with whatever dermatological methods you choose.

- *There is a no-touching clause in this room you've chosen, which means that the host will not touch you unless requested in writing by you*

- Not exactly a Michelin star chef but I promise to make you food anyway

- Will make two separate bowls so I can put the peppers and gross stuff in mine without contaminating yours

- Have some money now

- Will have LOTS of money later

- Willing to spend all of it on you

- Don't even need favors in return, just time with you will suffice

- Skilled in various types of massages

- Provide varying levels of pressure

- Love what I do: available 24/7

- Lead singer for various bands: Morgan Wallen, Cody Johnson, occasionally Sabrina Carpenter... Basically anyone on the radio in the car.

- All I do is push a button on the steering wheel and they let me take the reigns.

- Most believe I do in fact sing it better than them, which is why I have full mute button control.

- I built a pretty cool house on minecraft and if u accept my application then i'll let you play with me for a while and we can build it together and be married in the game also plz say yes or i'll kill myself